Department of Health issue a warning - Wearing an oversized watch can be damaging to your health : see pic exhausted young man collapses after lugging round watch all day!!! Not taking the Mick.!!!!

To Scale !!!!!!

KIB Brews new Beer for A*ty Fa*ty Types - who say's we no nowt in't Noth....

Sir Paul thanks Stuart for his recent contribution to the divorce settlement......!

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.

Q. What has three legs and used to live on a farm?
A. don't need to tell you I'm sure !!!

KIB Vente Grande

Channel tunnel drillers used laser guided tchniques to span 23.5 miles meeting within 10cm in the middle - a major engineering feat....

KIB Drillers used Magic.

With just a divining rod they found a line of embarkation and delineation to guide them through the brickwork, after burying the eye of a newt and burning the eyelashes of 100 fleas.

They set about their drilling & remarkably managed to be 12 inches out over an 18 inch span !!!

In the words of Paul Daniels - "Now that's what I call magic" !

Whatever floats yer boat !!

Stuarts Maiden Voyage

Stuart gamely attempted his maiden voyage.....sadly owing in part to having no rollocks & being slightly larger than the average 4ft floating craft Stuart found himself taking an early bath.......oops Man Overboard......

Despite this alarming start Stuart will be attempting a trip down the canal shortly......their will be a raffle with the proceeds going towards a lifebuoy & a nice new pair of Rollocks......please see Cat for tickets....

New Members this week....

Mick and Chris have both joined and are giving a £1 per week for membership

Mick wants to clean and paint the ship ....